being blackout drunk is such a gift from your brain.

it’s like “immediate regret. immediate forget.”

waitingforthet:

This was pretty much just because I realized I’ve never made a Bill and Ted  joke about Billy and Teddy.
I sorta want to watch the Bill and Ted movies again.

waitingforthet:

This was pretty much just because I realized I’ve never made a Bill and Ted  joke about Billy and Teddy.

I sorta want to watch the Bill and Ted movies again.

manicsrealm:

Between Hank getting sidelined for Scott (and possibly even villainized) and Janet likely getting fridged, I’d be pissed off at this upcoming Ant-Man movie even if Edgar Wright had stuck around.

That’s like if the first Thor movie starred Thunderstrike, featured neither Jane nor Sif, and Thor was a supporting character.

I really want to meet Kevin Feige

I want to meet him for the soul purpose of telling him he’s the scum of the earth
just kind of grab him by the shoulders
look deep in his eyes
get really close so he can hear me whisper
“you suck”
and then i would press a packet of papers to his chest
it’s a big-ass packet
but on the very front piece of paper
in big, black letters
"Reasons I just did what I just did"

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edwardspoonhands:

frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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Or she could have given her eight legs.

chanyeol-inc:

“A chip off the old brock”

i am heavily suffocating 

mamalaz:

Dancing Groot made me so happy.

the-goddamazon:

dilfgod:

I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have 

Exactly.